I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank
I had no words to describe how angry I was
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.
Things just went from bad to worse.
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
Here's my 2 scents on the puns page.
So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;
I've learned next to nothing.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
What page does this appear on?
I recently made it to the front page and celebrated with this Punny post
If I write “history” twice on a a page...
...does it mean I’ve rewritten history?
All the comic books I inherited from my brother have their last page ripped off.
I have to draw my own conclusions.
Saw this on a local page.
Page 44), “The Periodic Table”
Page 22.) “Your Reflection”
Saw this on FB ( The hadharaam movement page ) and had to share
My older bother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
You know, whenever I'm doing math the numbers won't stop dancing on my page.
I guess logorhythms confuse me.
What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages
Page 103.) “A Waterslide”
How do you buy the front page of the internet?
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am
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