A front page pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcm980
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank

I had no words to describe how angry I was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?

It's a Page-turner...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babbadooka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mfalme7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot

They should.

It'll be a real Page-turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.

It's a Languedoc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor β„’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary

After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuvalve
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...

It must have been the delivery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.

It just goes from Bad to Worse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crowkiller06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.

Things just went from bad to worse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.

How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Here's my 2 scents on the puns page.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaths17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;

I've learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What page does this appear on?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I recently made it to the front page and celebrated with this Punny post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymunky420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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If I write β€œhistory” twice on a a page...

...does it mean I’ve rewritten history?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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All the comic books I inherited from my brother have their last page ripped off.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Saw this on a local page.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebrow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Page 44), β€œThe Periodic Table”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Page 22.) β€œYour Reflection”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Saw this on FB ( The hadharaam movement page ) and had to share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnie42995
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My older bother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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You know, whenever I'm doing math the numbers won't stop dancing on my page.

I guess logorhythms confuse me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leon-fruity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages

ParaNormie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrldoasis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Page 103.) β€œA Waterslide”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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How do you buy the front page of the internet?

Using your reddit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/private_unlimited
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary

I learned next to nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary

I learned next to nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prodosh-mittir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pianobyalex2005
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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