"well at least i dont have high blood pressure"
I read it on page 3 of a medical journal on March 24th 2018 at 2:18pm
Have you heard the one about short-term memory loss?
But I don't remember why?
It’s called the key-toe diet.
Be positive.
I donut remember.
It will be mist
New year, new ewe
I didn't care anyway, it was hair loss, not mine.
Are doomed to reheat them.
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
She..is the undercover boss.
He’s real slim shady.
... except at a funeral.
there would be hell toupee..
It had too many mega-bytes!
The peaches were allied with the lemons, and they had recently suffered grape losses from an ambush by the Apples.
So the peaches decided to ask their allies for help. The lord of the peaches called the king of the lemons and said “We need some lemon-aid.”
The lemons came to the aid of their allies, so the lord of the peaches thanked lemon king. “We a-peach-iate your help so much. You guys did a cherrific job! You’re my main squeeze. But we really need to start raisin our army production. Those apples have been fruitlessly working to plot our downfall.”
But in the end, I lost 100 pounds.
After extensive testing the doctor informed him he was suffering with a brain cloud, which would be fatal if not treated, and would require a brain transplant. The doctor opened his cabinets to display the brains he had on hand and started explaining the pricing. We have here Doctors brains for $10,000 an ounce, lawyers brains for $15,000 an ounce... The patient continued scanning his options until he came to redditors brains, $10,000,000 per ounce. The patient inquired, "I don't think I've lost my mind yet, but why are redditors brains worth so much more than Doctors or Lawyers brains?"
The doctor replied, "Do you have any idea how many redditors it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
My next trip to the washroom could spell disaster.
I was not only shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed!
I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.
The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “
He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”
India end I kuwaitly went home.
You have nothing to gain from this....
He was speechless.
The last words my Uncle told me was to simply "Be Positive", I will remember those words for the rest of my life. My Uncle was very wise.
Tumble Weed
That's hair loss, I suppose.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
To cover their butt quacks
"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"
He missed 2 shots.
His reply: Because I have to go back tomorrow.
I stopped seeing her
bananishment
That meant the steaks were just too high for me.
Never mind I forgot the punchline
We’re making Valentine’s cards (seed packets) and I’m at a loss for a good snapdragon pun for Valentine’s cards. Anyone have any snappy ideas?
