Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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What’s the opposite of defeat?

Da hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedge__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What happens when one duck defeats another duck?

The quackening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
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The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...

is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
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How did the autobots defeat the deceptions?

With Primed explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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How to defeat Agent P in a swordfight.

Parry the platypus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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The only thing that can defeat me...

is an amputation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/football2106
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trainsylvania
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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How did Batman defeat Calendar Man with one punch?

He hit him in his Week spot!

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How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?

By beating the Sith out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Who did the hero fish have to defeat?

Anemone

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How did antman defeat thanos?

He rectum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulaser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How does Santa defeat dragons?

He sleighs them.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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friend asked me "have you ever felt the agony of defeat?"

i said "of course, these shoes are killing me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaddockMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What's the opposite of defeat?

Dehands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moooflol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I gazed at her. I predict defeat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Cyborg and Iron man teamed up to defeat Thanos

Later they became good alloys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weabooass6669
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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How do you defeat Ganon?

Triforce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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Which superhero is best suited to defeat the frost giants?

Thor

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I always try to use jokes to defeat my enemies.

But no matter what jokes I use, they always have the last laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgracedAbyss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?

Because his punches Neverland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sric2838
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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My dad, encouraging me after my water polo match defeat, "Son you are one in a million."

The other six are the Zeroes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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So I told my son the worst thing about defeat is...

de smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whataboutthatguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2016
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My 7yo son was watching me play Overwatch the other day. My team lost so the game said "Defeat". I said "why would they say that, everyone in the game has two feet."

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My son speaks french.

"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdMachine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Why was Hitler blind to the fact that German defeat was inevitable?

Because he was a not-see!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotnewyork
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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What herb can be used to defeat ISIS?

Tarragon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badf1nger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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The reason why ISIS is so hard to defeat is because of their anarchistic nature: there literally is no precedent

Precedent -> President -> Anarchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steyn_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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What is the only thing that can defeat superfork?

Kryptoknife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reaper_x313
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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I admit defeat to her dadjoke skills

We decided to give beer necklaces to my friends who are graduating, when she said,

"We can write, 'BUD, you're WEISER'". I could do nothing but admit defeat and give her the dadjoke crown...for now.

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