Lineup Puns

A list of puns related to "Lineup"

My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......

UBUNTU.

SurPise!

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👤︎ u/MatthewLee1980
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call it when a rabbit steps out of a lineup of other rabbits?

A receding hare line.

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👤︎ u/ScottishSwede66
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why was the Welsh Mafia stopped so easily?

As soon as they were put into a lineup, everyone sang.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I got my wife with this one.

Wife: The ION Channel disappeared from our cable lineup. Now I can't watch Law & Order marathons as easily.

Me: I see this deIONization has left you salty.

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👤︎ u/wuapinmon
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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