My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....

I really hated cancelling culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oro_Outcast
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.

The police think it's race-related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

You raise me uuuuuup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it was race related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick3y6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioMetricMacy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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The Starter Pack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1papaya2papaya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Depression starter pack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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Breaking News: A man has been shot with a starter gun

Police think its race related

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crocharlie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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If you don’t know any good conversation starters try asking them about their favorite movie

This won’t work if they say theirs is Titanic

It’s a horrible ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkerspider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What's a chess player's favourite starter?

Pawn cocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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A local man was shot with a starter pistol

Authorities say it was race related

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]

Police think it might be race related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckieC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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[At the restaurant] Her: I want to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

you raise me up!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: I understand. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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[At the restaurant] Her: This isn’t working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Her: This isn’t working between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: I see. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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[At dinner] Her: I don’t think it’s going to work out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Ok. And for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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