Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
When is a dad joke considered a dad joke and not just a regular joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Just a regular conversation
What did Daryl say to Greg when four regular folks descend from a UFO?
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
I went to a zoo once and there was only one animal there, a regular old house dog.
From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...
He always says, "you know the drill!"
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
Regular Delivery!
My job is transporting envelopes and packages from place to place, but I'm not sure I want to make it a courier.
A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...
that can't remember the lyrics?
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
Why is sign language more effective than regular speech?
Because actions speak louder than words.
So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but
the joke just left me scratching my head.
What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing.
youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular one?
A Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
What’s the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?
A dad joke has a lot more responsibility
Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies
“No, Fred, nice to meet you”
WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”
I don't know if it's a dad joke or just a regular bad joke.
The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo
The difference between a prairie chicken and a regular chicken.
Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?
Because communist countries don't have capitals
Son: Are there any words that are just the alphabet in regular order?
What's the line that separates a regular joke from a dad joke?
A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder.....
...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.
Soy milk is just regular milk....
Introducing himself in Spanish.
Are cations sneakier than regular ions?
I’m pawsitive they are. Better keep anion them.
My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.
Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.
Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.
How do you turn a regular burrito into a breakfast burrito?
Wake up with it still in your hand.
How do you make root beer into regular beer?
Put it in a square cup. Badumtss
Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted
Plane pizza is more expensive than regular pizza.
Because everything they sell on a plane is more expensive.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent...
When does a regular joke become a dad joke.
When the punchline becomes apparent.
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
When does a regular joke become a Dad Joke?
What's the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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