Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?

Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_joking_aside
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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When is a dad joke considered a dad joke and not just a regular joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Just a regular conversation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jluke223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What did Daryl say to Greg when four regular folks descend from a UFO?

I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?

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I went to a zoo once and there was only one animal there, a regular old house dog.

It was a shit zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CFEyeCare
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...

He always says, "you know the drill!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?

Because they are G-I-ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
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I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."

I told him, "well, this time, you should."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?

A perish-ute

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes

Itll be only inside jokes from now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornLuck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Regular Delivery!

My job is transporting envelopes and packages from place to place, but I'm not sure I want to make it a courier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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More of a dad joke than a regular joke /r/Jokes/comments/h7gql4/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keywordnatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."

Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...

that can't remember the lyrics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?

A common tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why is sign language more effective than regular speech?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GassyGhoul88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?

Boo-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToniofhouseStark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but

the joke just left me scratching my head.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing. youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimLight95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular one?

A Christmas alphabet has Noel!

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gecko_echo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What’s the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?

A dad joke has a lot more responsibility

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainbowtrashcan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says β€œregular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks β€œfill?” my dad replies

β€œNo, Fred, nice to meet you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDreidel82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I don't know if it's a dad joke or just a regular bad joke.

The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostySterling
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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The difference between a prairie chicken and a regular chicken.

Religion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?

Because communist countries don't have capitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glamatovic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Son: Are there any words that are just the alphabet in regular order?

Me: Nope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/draven_im
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What's the line that separates a regular joke from a dad joke?

The punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder.....

...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Soy milk is just regular milk....

Introducing himself in Spanish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infamous_Syrup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Are cations sneakier than regular ions?

I’m pawsitive they are. Better keep anion them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipodomys_man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aardvark1292
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.

Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.

Imagine dragoons.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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How do you turn a regular burrito into a breakfast burrito?

Wake up with it still in your hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalphony
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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How do you make root beer into regular beer?

Put it in a square cup. Badumtss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/777Howl777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsTalkPoliticks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace_dreacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Plane pizza is more expensive than regular pizza.

Because everything they sell on a plane is more expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bedtimely
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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When does a regular joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_kay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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When does a regular joke become a dad joke.

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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When does a regular joke become a dad joke?

When it's fully groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/innie_e
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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When does a regular joke become a Dad Joke?

When it's fully groan!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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What's the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderdan76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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