She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.
When the punchline is apparent.
Because he was ripped
It's a pane.
..so we stopped and went home.
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
I said yes, you do it twice a year.
Thank you I’ll see myself out
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
She's a real mathemachicken!
Wife: Where?
Me: No, the regular kind.
He always says, "you know the drill!"
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
Because they are G-I-ants
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
Regular rocks are too heavy.
A perish-ute
Itll be only inside jokes from now
It's a gross waste of resources.
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
My job is transporting envelopes and packages from place to place, but I'm not sure I want to make it a courier.
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
A common tater.
that can't remember the lyrics?
It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Boo-bees.
People regularly consider us as fishy
A roux teen.
the joke just left me scratching my head.
“No, Fred, nice to meet you”
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
I could tell he was lye-ing.
A Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
It's apparent.
When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes apparent...
When the punchline becomes apparent.
