5 Hilarious Latex Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2020

I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?

The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!

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👤︎ u/getonmylevel205

📅︎ May 01 2020

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If I get a message on my phone after midnight I always assume it's about disposable gloves

because it's a late-text (latex)

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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He laughed pretty hard at this..

My friend and I saw a picture of a man wearing those blue hospital-type latex gloves while typing on a laptop.

Me: Want to know why he's wearing gloves? Friend: Sure... Me: He doesn't want to catch a virus

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👤︎ u/quiltybee

📅︎ May 02 2015

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I think I'm ready

latex

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👤︎ u/slm_87

📅︎ Oct 05 2015

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