I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Boss: How's that new glue?
What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I don't understand why people switch between liquid glue and glue sticks.
I say, just choose one and stick with it.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt
I told him that would just be a waist of money
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
I’m reading a book on the history of glue....
I can’t seem to put it down.
My son improved the glue joke, "Hows that new glue"
Son: "It's holding up."
He rattles these off as I read r/dadjokes to him
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.
Boss: How’s the new glue?
Me: It kinda sucks
Boss: Just stick with it
What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?
You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
Recently read a fascinating book about glue.
What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?
A man walked into his job interview covered in glue
His reasoning was
“I thought it would help me stick the interview”.
I ordered some glue online using Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.
It’s probably stuck in the mail.
The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.
I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
I’ve just started my new book: ‘the history of glue’
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chap stick this morning.
She's still not speaking to me.
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You can’t tuna fish!
“What about the glue?”
I knew you’d get stuck on that!
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick this morning
I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
Just read a book about the history of glue
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick from her purse, instead of her lip stick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?
“You can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”
“What about the pot of glue”
“I knew you’d get stuck on that”
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
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