Wood glue Puns

A list of puns related to "Wood glue"

The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.

I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.

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👤︎ u/rewind44
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Wife said she has wood glue on her forehead and couldn't get it off.

I looked at her and said, "That's because you're a blockhead."

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👤︎ u/blackdragon8577
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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“Well, this thing’s all screwed!” Wife shouts as the leg breaks off my handmade dining table today.

“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”

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👤︎ u/AccomplishedHorror0
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to glue tree branches together?

It wood glue but the branches wooden stick

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👤︎ u/LoadTheBacon
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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