Story: Lasting after effect of COVID-19
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and Iβm the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on peopleβs health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasnβt been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear canβt feel right. Itβs your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I still experience long-lasting psychological effects from having a childhood friend that took offense at everything I did.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...
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︎ Oct 20 2019
A lasting relationship with someone bright might not work out.
But an on-off relationship would be perfect for them.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
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︎ May 23 2021
This is the last thing I need
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck..
But at least now I can look back and laugh..
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︎ Jun 01 2021
My wife told me last week she thinks she's pregnant
Turns out she was just ovary acting.
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︎ May 30 2021
Someone broke into my garage last night, stole my tools and stuff, but I can't believe they took my limbo stick too.
Seriously..how low can you go ?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
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︎ May 20 2021
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year.
They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
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︎ May 19 2021
I confused the word Jacuzzi with Yakuza last week...
Now Iβm in hot water with the Japanese mafia...
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︎ May 20 2021
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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︎ May 14 2021
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'.
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
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︎ May 14 2021
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ May 16 2021
Why do you always put your left shoe on last?
After you put one on the other one is left.
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︎ May 23 2021
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little shit used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
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︎ May 26 2021
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that again, I could've killed myself!
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︎ May 27 2021
I heard that Cricket matches can last for days...
No rest for the wicket, I suppose.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
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︎ May 08 2021
The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."
That was some sound advice.
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︎ May 24 2021
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I dreamt I was a muffler last night..
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︎ May 30 2021
6 strands of Kurt Cobainβs hair sold at auction in the last month for $14,000. Youβd think it would have a very musty odor.
But really, it just smells like teen spirit.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
When I was young my mom would tear out the last page of all my comics. She wouldn't tell me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I decided to make a custard last night, and it was awesome!
I love it when a flan comes together.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night
First I was afraid, I was petrified
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Last time I went on vacation, the security person at customs asked me if I have any criminal convictions.
I didn't know that was a requirement.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
On my last day of vacation, I said goodbye to the ocean...
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︎ May 23 2021
I made the mistake of having a beer while doing my calculus homework last night...
I got in trouble for drinking and deriving.
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︎ May 27 2021
I couldn't sleep last night so I read a dictionary
By 03:00 I was past caring.
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︎ May 12 2021
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, Iβm okay.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
last gift on birthday
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My career as a street fighter didn't last very long.
I broke my hand punching a curb.
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︎ May 02 2021
My wife made some nice pieces in her ceramics course. Currently she is waiting on her last piece.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
My grief counsellor died last week.
But, he was so good, I didn't give a $hit.
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you call it when you only have a little butter left and you use it all on one last piece of toast?
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︎ May 27 2021
Just went camping last night. It was in-tents.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.
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︎ May 07 2021
My dealer got me the last of this in-demand strain called Death Star.
He says I'm lucky before he Alderaan out.
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︎ May 31 2021
One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Yk what the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?
βWatch how far I can kick this bucket!β
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︎ May 30 2021
My doctor says that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Whatβs the last thing that goes through a bugβs mind when it crashes into your windscreen?
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︎ May 22 2021
Went out last night and scored with this girl really easily
Guess she just wasnβt a keeper
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︎ May 15 2021
The last day of the week is never a happy oneβ¦
Because it's a sadder day.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
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︎ May 10 2021
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
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