A list of puns related to "Lap"
A Laprador
Tomorrow I might go in.
Heβs telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, βwhat gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?βshe demands. βWhat does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?β
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology
βYou keep out of this! She yells, βIβm talking to that little jerk on your knee!β
Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Intermittent fasting
I canβt count on anyone
I am so glad to get this promotion to become the chair man of the bored.
She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.
"Donald Trump is going to make America grate again."
Lapland.
My friend: Well you've always been a crumby person.
YAR!!! IM DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!
I was up all night.
What an embarrassing four paw (faux pas) that was!
The outside.
Dad: What are you feeding that thing for?! Don't you know that it will grow on its own?
We're in the middle of moving and i just got my bookshelves all set up. Unfortunately, there isn't enough space in one single room for them all (I've got too many, like addiction level). My wife brings up that the author 'B' section probably has the most books. I'm pretty sure it's 'S' names. Then she unleashes, "That makes sense, because it's just a bunch of b.s." Golf clap.
Asked them if someone was sitting in the chair next to them and the dad says "no." So I sit down and with a huge smile the little girl says "now someone is sitting there!" The cutest.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
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