What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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👤︎ u/ny8ry8
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.

I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"

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👤︎ u/IAmHere420
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.

Ambulances, I can't stand them.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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The going rate is now 18% you Jerks!
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👤︎ u/RasTaGhul
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a French person being a jerk?

A douchebaguette

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📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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What have you done when you can't jerk off anymore?

You've beaten your meat.

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📅︎ May 02 2020
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To the jerk who stole my anti-depressants today.

I hope you're happy.

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📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why are vampires always jerks?

No self reflection

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👤︎ u/l0RD-ZUKO
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Some jerk wouldn’t tell me the time so I clocked him.
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📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a whale who's a real jerk to his friends because his mom got washed ashore?

Son of a beached

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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I thought comedians we're jerks until i finally met one

He was a stand up guy

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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Why are arabian rulers are such jerks?

Because they are dick-tators

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👤︎ u/benelkal
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is the biggest jerk in the world.

Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.

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👤︎ u/HuckChaser
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
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📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you do if your friends are jerks?

You integrate them

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👤︎ u/verygroot1
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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📅︎ May 02 2019
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Jerk chicken
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👤︎ u/Randyotter
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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Animals Being Jerks (x-post from /r/funny)
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📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

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👤︎ u/jesset77
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Muggers are jerks, but you have to hand it to them.
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👤︎ u/jimmpony
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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Some jerk jacked up my car today

Can't believe how rude my mechanic was

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👤︎ u/toethumbs8
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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Waiter told us tonight's special was "Jerk fish"

I asked if they had any "nice fish".

Girlfriend just sat there and rolled her eyes.

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👤︎ u/BradyHoke
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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