so my drummer friend and her partner just had triplets. Girls. Their names?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna 1-2-3.
Why is Shaniece considered a girl's name?
Because if it was a boys name it would be Shanephew
Pun for girl name Rashmi?
I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?
There was a girl I work with named Novalee, and one day I asked her how her name was spelled.
She looked at me and said, “Guess.” I responded with, “Wow! That’s NOTHING like how it’s spelled!” And from that moment on I would only call her Guess.
What's the most honest girl's name?
A girl opened a studio called TatTat. When asked what the name meant, she replied...
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
What did the drummer name his twin girls?
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin’ Terry
What was that one French girl from Harry Potter’s name? Oh yeah, it was
My aunt is having twins. Dad thinks she should name the girl Denise.
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a girl name Clearly. Lorraine suddenly dies.
At the funeral the man sings 'I can see Clearly now that Lorraine is gone'.
My friend just got married to a girl whose last name was China
A girl took her past due bill and set it on fire. What's her name?
What's the name of that girl in the middle of the tennis court?
I was going around the room asking students their names, when I got to one girl who said her name was “Emmy”.
“Not to be confused with ‘Oscar’,” I muttered silently in shame.
/r/puns I need your help. My best friend is having a baby girl named Zoe and I need a horrible pun name for his baby blog.
Girls writing names in the snow
Exchange between my parents last winter.
Dad: Boys are better than girls
Mom: That's not true
Dad: Boys can write their names in the snow
Mom: So can girls
Dad: (Without missing a beat) Only if her name is Dot
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
My sister just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she let me name them! The girl's name is Denise.
The boy's name is Denephew.
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