My Jamaican friend invited me to his poultry farm
The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.
He fought them off and said, “Sorry about them. They’re jerk chickens.”
Cooking up some lunch for my family when dad walks into the kitchen...
...and says
Dad: What're you making?
Me: I'm cooking up some jerk chicken
Dad: Woah woah woah, the thing is already dead no need to call it a jerk.
