My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...
They are all bark and no bite.
Why is it ok to eat McDonald's during Ramadan?
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but it’s ok now.
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
Is it ok to call the babies born in 2020....doomers?
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.
Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.
"Ok. I'll give it my best shot"
Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...
...I don't hold crutches.
Is it ok to take dermis from your butt and graft it onto your mate?
It's ok to be concerned about this virus.
I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'
Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
Not the best way to phrase it but ok
In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…
It’s OK to Think one race is superior
I think the 10k is by far the best race, 5ks suck
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
People say I have a drinking problem but it's ok I have a handle on it.
It’s ok to ask about another man’s rod so long as he’s fishing.
Is it ok to eat salad?
It romaines unanswered...
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? It’s ok , he woke up.
Ok guys, let me be frank. It doesn’t really matter.
Dear, It is ok to laugh when goats give birth.
Have you heard about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? It's ok, he's all right now.
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
Why is it ok to wash your hair with fake poop?
Because it's just a sham poo
My rabbit just died but it's ok
It's just some bunny that i used to know
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
There was a kid born at our local hospital with no eyelids. The doctors told the parents they was hope, an experimental surgery where they would use the foreskin from hits circumcision to replace his lids. It was a dangerous surgery but everything turned out ok.
He was just a little cock-eyed
OMG it's my cake day. Ok, here goes nothing...
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
Why is it OK for an ice company to commit a fraud?
Because their assets are already frozen.
Is it ok that I drank my expired protein shake this morning?
The worrying has really been wheying on me.
I'll see myself out.
edit: a word
Dad's response to "Do you think it's OK to laugh at your own jokes?"
I do; I hadn't heard it before!
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
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