All my hispanic friends love it when I say βmucho.β
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Loves it out there
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(Λβ£Λ)Κβ(β
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Good pun, perfect comments/likes. I love it.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
This isnβt mine and I donβt know who made it, but itβs been on my phone for so many years and I havenβt seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I love molasses, but I canβt eat it.
I canβt stop thinking about all those poor little moles.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itβs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Hate it or love it...
That's how you form an opinion.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there
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︎ Feb 19 2020
My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Love to see it
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︎ Jan 31 2019
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now Iβm just dating myself
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Necrophiliacs love it when...
...they can hook up with some body.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
So horrible. I love it
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︎ Dec 02 2018
While they might not look like it, trees love to be busy.
They wood hate to be board to death.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I love it when the earth turns! It just really makes my day.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Love it or hate it. This is a good pun
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Bad, but I love it!
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Nerd puns! Love it
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︎ Nov 08 2019
My dad just told me the worst dad joke ever but I love it at the same time the joke was "Why does Mr Tayto have a phone"
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My phone loves it when I drop it
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.
I guess I consider myself die-curious
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Nerd puns! Love it
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︎ Nov 08 2019
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Woof !! Love it
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Alright people i will not hide it anymore, i love one.
What number do you love ?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I love it
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Love it
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︎ Nov 16 2018
It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.
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