My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December
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My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.
I didn't want to let it down.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
How do you get an inflatable man to do something daring?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.
It's an air-rested development.
Love, Dad
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︎ Jul 30 2018
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
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βInflation is creeping up,β a young man said to his friendβ
β βYesterday I ordered a twenty-five dollar steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my creditβand it fit.β
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︎ Feb 11 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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Inflation
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︎ Jun 08 2020
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Inflation hits hard
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︎ Oct 29 2019
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now itβs $1
Thatβs inflation for ya
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why has the price of balloons risen so much?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.
That price of inflation is something else!
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︎ Mar 08 2021
A little story of a dadjoke that drove my wife crazy
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Balloon prices are getting absurd
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Inflation.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
What do you call money growing on trees?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...
Thatβs inflation for you!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess thatβs just inflation.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
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1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
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︎ Nov 04 2017
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What does an inflated tire say when it gets excited?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Inflation is hitting hard!
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What do you call the offspring of a tire inflator?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Air used to be free and now itβs 1.75 you know why?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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