My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December

There is a Santa clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgwtfbbq7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.

Too much pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.

I didn't want to let it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ideaglobal94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him

Unfortunately he popped his clogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andysood1980
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?

You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vintage2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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How do you get an inflatable man to do something daring?

Pump him up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forget-This
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.

It was going really well until she popped her clogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mashman19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.

It's an air-rested development.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store

She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subzero9101
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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β€œInflation is creeping up,” a young man said to his friendβ€”

β€” β€œYesterday I ordered a twenty-five dollar steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my creditβ€”and it fit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Inflation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eewoJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fawkes_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Inflation hits hard
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1

That’s inflation for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?

Because of the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tahadalal5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why has the price of balloons risen so much?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?

The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.

That price of inflation is something else!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elizabeth498
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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A little story of a dadjoke that drove my wife crazy

When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.

We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"

Que the groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piratey_Pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Balloon prices are getting absurd

Must be the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrSpirit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What do you call money growing on trees?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.

But I guess that’s just inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why did the balloon factory go out of business?

Too much inflation

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The14thGender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are new tires so expensive?

A lot of it is inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Plus_Memes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!

Inflation blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What does an inflated tire say when it gets excited?

β€œI’m pumped”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FesteredRage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Inflation is hitting hard!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What do you call the offspring of a tire inflator?

Pump kin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtkeepsrolling
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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