Shoe fly don't bother me.
It just flies off the shelves...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
It is called the Mothia.
A diplognat!
The Behemoth
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iโll take the right side.
Cashier: โsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.โ
A butterfloat
A walk.
... and as you can see, they were Wright
Itโs called Al-Quinoa
It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them
My doctor says itโs terminal
They're fairyfocals.
Because if they didnโt they would be called walks.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"
Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"
Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"
We both looked at each other and snickered like children.
Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*
...right in front of a house where thereโs a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. Thereโs a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldnโt mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesnโt budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy heโs ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, โThank you.โ
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
โThank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.โ
We're currently filming the pilot
So I figure this is a regular occurrence for people, and idk if anyone's posted about it before (if so my bad), but y'all ever get real worked up about gnats?
Like,
- It's not a mosquit-hoe.
- Still wants to bug me anyway.
- Can't call 911, so who do you call? S.W.A.T.?
- You can slap your knees as much as you want but it doesn't get any funnier.
- You might wonder if the gnat's a bit buzzed.
Sorry if these puns are so bad they fly over your head. Sometimes you just gotta wing it. ๐
A dead bird.
He's on a Sifu diet.
A-balloon-e
Heโs all right wing.
He walks with a strut.
Draggin
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
How does a bird learn how to fly?
They just wing it!
It was a tender subject.
Because then it would be a walk.
A walk
A Walk
A walk.
A walk
A Walk
A walk
A walk
A walk.
A walk.
