My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.
I didn't want to let it down.
What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
A better name for an inflatable sex doll is “whore in a drawer”
How do you get an inflatable man to do something daring?
I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.
It's an air-rested development.
Love, Dad
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
“Inflation is creeping up,” a young man said to his friend—
— “Yesterday I ordered a twenty-five dollar steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my credit—and it fit.”
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
Why has the price of balloons risen so much?
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.
That price of inflation is something else!
A little story of a dadjoke that drove my wife crazy
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
Balloon prices are getting absurd
What do you call money growing on trees?
I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...
That’s inflation for you!
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
What does an inflated tire say when it gets excited?
Inflation is hitting hard!
What do you call the offspring of a tire inflator?
The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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