I would have a daughter
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyโd taste as close to real worms as possible?
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
We'll see about that...
but graphing is where I draw the line
Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
... foreign
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
Too many red flags.
ME: ...And?
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
It was worth every penne.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
Because he's got little legs.
"Itโs pasture bedtime!โ
I wonder what sheโs up to now.
It was from ancient Greece
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
And he responded โoh so thereโs reddiquette to it thenโ
(Also heโs on Reddit now so if he sees this then hi dad)
But then I saw her face.
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
I never got a straight answer.
I gues I just didn't work out
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Turns out I canโt focus!
Itโs a small price toupee
I said "no, I think they're supposed to smell like that."
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
My thoughts are with his family.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I told them we only accept cash.
