I made a robot that does my job for me
I doesn’t work
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
It woks like a man.
I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
I’m starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.
He’s a pro-to-type.
I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it
I need to find a pug socket
I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
I invented a surgical robot
So far it only operates on batteries..
I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...
The nervous system
I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work
I guess it had no algorithm
I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed too 🤦🏻
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
It’s called Tex-Mechs.
My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..
It’s called Aye Caroomba.
I thought about getting a robot to mow our garden, but it is a huge property.
I’m afraid that won’t cut it.
Baby robot says to his dad “I have to go potty.”
Daddy robot says “number 1 or number 10?”
I tried making an exercising robot
It didn't work out
My friends made fun of me for saying I'd be willing to have sex with a robot,
But some men like all natural, some like silicon.
I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,
But it's sweeping the nation!
I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.
It's a real page turner!
I tried building a giant robot...
...but I couldn't mech it.
I created a hydroelectric powered female robot
I call it Watt Her
I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called
To CAPTCHA Predator
The other day someone just would not shut up about how I need to accept the giant robot masters into my heart.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.
Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.
