I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostyleguide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I’m starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.

He’s a pro-to-type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it

I need to find a pug socket

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.

He said, "AI?"

I said, "Yes, you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I invented a surgical robot

So far it only operates on batteries..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed too 🀦🏻

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..

It’s called Aye Caroomba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I thought about getting a robot to mow our garden, but it is a huge property.

I’m afraid that won’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Baby robot says to his dad β€œI have to go potty.”

Daddy robot says β€œnumber 1 or number 10?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSilicaGel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I tried making an exercising robot

It didn't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePunchFan8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.

It's a real page turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,

But it's sweeping the nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I tried building a giant robot...

...but I couldn't mech it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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I created a hydroelectric powered female robot

I call it Watt Her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called

To CAPTCHA Predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The other day someone just would not shut up about how I need to accept the giant robot masters into my heart.

Damn right-wing Evangelionists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunter_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantoros1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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