A list of puns related to "Liar!"
You're full of shit
Because you can see right through them!
And they wont have Nunavut
You can see right through them.
Because he was an outlier
On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog. I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
Doctor: βSir, Iβll say it again, thatβs A Fib!β
Sorry, Itβs not a good hearted joke.
Him: I didnβt lie. I have 25 bucks.
He was full of shit.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
I could tell he was full of shit.
I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.
In de nile
βNot where they say theyβre going.β
Everybody's buying it.
You can never put too much stock in them.
They lie still!
Dad: No, you're lying, I'm standing.
Overheard my dad and brother
A good liar believes her lie as she tells it.
A mediocre liar believes something, as she talks, and pretends that her words correspond to that something.
A bad liar thinks of the truth as she lies against it.
X-post from /r/OCPoetry
Because you can always see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Everyone can see right through them
Because you can see right through them.
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