Because they make up everything
You can see right through them
Quite deceitful.
I said, "He must be bloody good, I don't have a son."
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
Because she has two.
You're full of shit
And they wont have Nunavut
On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog. I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
Doctor: βSir, Iβll say it again, thatβs A Fib!β
Sorry, Itβs not a good hearted joke.
Him: I didnβt lie. I have 25 bucks.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.
In de nile
Everybody's buying it.
βNot where they say theyβre going.β
You can never put too much stock in them.
They lie still!
A good liar believes her lie as she tells it.
A mediocre liar believes something, as she talks, and pretends that her words correspond to that something.
A bad liar thinks of the truth as she lies against it.
X-post from /r/OCPoetry
Because you can always see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
You can see right through them.
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
Everyone can see right through them
Because you can see right through them.
