She hates when I call her that.
An oxymoron!
I said, “Well, if you incest”.
Now it's a rocking chair.
The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?
This is AUXhilarating
...going twice.
It's hobbit forming!
Over a decade since the Return of the King was released and dad is as topical as ever.
at a secondhand store
at a second hand store.
TikTok
Because of the six appeal.
But it was only a buck an ear.
How’s the fission, John?
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
The bartender comes to him and says 'you look different now, is anything wrong'
Pirate: 'Oh nothing'
'What about your leg, where did it go'
'I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark'
'What about the hook, where did the hand go'
'I lost it in a heated swordfight'
'Then how did you get the eyepatch'
'I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it'
'That doesn't make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye'
'It was my first day with the hook'
He's really into podcasting!
One might say he is a master baiter.
Single-handedly.
It didn’t Pan out.
At the second hand store
A quackhead
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
It must have been very time consuming!
“You ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”
I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.
my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!
He had a deadly right hook.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but he’s been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said “It’s at the intersection, where the IHOP is.”
Dad replied, “Oh, that’s my favorite place to get breakfast.”
I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. 😐
...going twice…
He got it at a second hand store...
The second-hand store
How’s the fission, John?
At a second hand shop.
The second-hand store.
>!The second hand store.!<
At the second hand store
He got it from a second-hand store
The second hand store
At a second hand store.
From the second hand store.
