Homicide Puns

A list of puns related to "Homicide"

If killing a man is homicide

is killing a friend homiecide

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👤︎ u/k1ll1ngtime
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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The police department made all homicide detectives stay under quarantine for two weeks.

>!They had coroner-virus.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Haha funny american gun homicide jokes

Ive never understood school shooting jokes

Geuss they are aimed at a younger audience

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👤︎ u/Ftang_5
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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You know those homicide jokes people keep making?

They're killing me

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👤︎ u/the_sponge_man
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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👤︎ u/GoldenYLP
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Homicidal jokes aren’t funny

They always kill the mood

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👤︎ u/Maxus1028
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?

He’s a contract killer.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...

Would that be double homicide?

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 08 2020
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Joke

If killing a man is homicide,killing a sewer is a sewer-side?

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👤︎ u/CringyCarLights
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...

"8-2, Brutus."

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👤︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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Apparently, a man recently killed his own house.

He was convicted of homicide.

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👤︎ u/q-quan
📅︎ Apr 26 2016
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