If killing a man is homicide

is killing a friend homiecide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k1ll1ngtime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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The police department made all homicide detectives stay under quarantine for two weeks.

>!They had coroner-virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Haha funny american gun homicide jokes

Ive never understood school shooting jokes

Geuss they are aimed at a younger audience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ftang_5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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You know those homicide jokes people keep making?

They're killing me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sponge_man
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Homicidal jokes aren’t funny

They always kill the mood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxus1028
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?

He’s a contract killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...

Would that be double homicide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Joke

If killing a man is homicide,killing a sewer is a sewer-side?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CringyCarLights
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...

"8-2, Brutus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Apparently, a man recently killed his own house.

He was convicted of homicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q-quan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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