It was twirly.
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
Uplifting ones.
It’s helicopt-air
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
They said "no sorry we only have plane".
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
Never mind, it would go over your head.
A jellycopter.
A joke my daughter told me when she was about 6.
Because the heavencopter was the one in the sky!
No. Haven't heard of those.
But I’ve yet to meet a baby helicopter.
Unless you want Apache beard.
I said, "You're right! I should take it out for a spin first."
Disneyland
I get to show my daughter things she would have never seen from the ground.
An apatche
It was on r/upliftingnews
In an emergency they both have to go down.
A heli-copper!
They found like 200 dead bodies
Sorry sir, we only have plane!
Disaster.
The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. "We've had no complaints about them."
Hell if I know.
"Be careful what you do back there, you could catch a VEN-AERIAL disease!"
Because that's a dick move
Mad props, yo!
He must have a bad attitude.
Helifino
“sorry mate we only do plain.”
Disneyland
Disneyland
just called hellacopters?
