What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?
"Opie, um..."
Found Martin Griffiths on comic con, he did commissions and drew me a tattoo :D
Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...
She was Bee-itchy!
Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...
...was the first OP.
Do you know Andy Griffith's wife?
OP's mom
Whats yellow, has four legs, flys, and weighs a thousand pounds?
Two 500lb canaries đ (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")
