My friend and I were playing golf. He hit the flagpole on the shot and said โ€œthat gave me a heart attack!โ€

I told him โ€œactually that was a strokeโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dingdongdan69
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I shot an Eagle at my local golf course today.

Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
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What do the Avengers shout when hitting a shot in golf?

Thor!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TannedCroissant
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Someone shot my friend Juan with a golf ball gun

Now there is a hole in Juan.

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Did you hear about the Mexican that got shot at the golf course?

It was a hole in Juan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tuckereh
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How I learned my business law professor is a dad on the last day of class

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

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At the Driving Range

My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.

"Hit the shit outta that one!"

I still chuckle when I think about it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/poppinwheelies
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On the golf course

I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.

>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.

>Dad: Why? Being right is great!

>Me: ??

>Dad: It's better than being wrong!

Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LED4lyfe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Dad goes golfing

Golfing with my dad, hit a nice shot that rolls just by the hole.

Me: Missed that one by a hair!

Dad: I don't see any rabbits out here.

He thinks he's hilarious. Follows it up by showing me a birthday card he received earlier that day which was his "inspiration" The card shows a gray rabbit on the front, inside it says: another year, another gray hare.

Killin me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/djonthefritz
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