Ironed Puns

I watched it all unfold.

but she doesn't offer express service.

Her job performance was de-creasing.

Because you shouldn't press your luck!

Absolutely nothing.

Femail

Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.

I said, “How do you know? You are not a doctor.”

He said, “Your shirt is wrinkled.”

They're going to be alloys.

You use an iron oar (ore)

A ferrous wheel.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.

Dying in a living room.

He becomes Ferrocious!

A male

Try this on for sighs.

The adjective for metal is metallic.

But not so for iron.

Which is ironic.

Iron = Fe

Man = male

It would be a FE-line.

RIP

Guess they'll need to cast someone.

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

They’re just sodium funny

He called them missile toes.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

It may sound far-fetched but it’s true.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

I watched it all unfold.

You shouldn't press your luck

You don't want to press your luck.

She's a Fe male

He becomes ferrocious!