What happens if Iron man gets angry?
What do you call an iron deficient female?
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron...
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.
After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?
Nothing, they're both felines
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
What do you call iron in the wind?
Where do iron workers live?
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman
Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.
P.S : Sorry if I offended you
My wife hates it when I iron her underpants
She always gets her knickers in a twist
Iron man is getting married
His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.
It was a Stark realization.
I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
FIVE had Iron deficiency.
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
The curling iron...
was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, “that’s why I have you listen to metal.”
I once fell into a vat of molten iron
I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.
Why did the iron go to a therapist?
Cuz he had metal health problems
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?
If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried
Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.
I had a job at the iron and steel mill...
but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.
What is Iron Man without his suit?
So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the materials being used.
Have you heard about Iron Man's new woman sidekick?
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
Your mother is iron man. How do I know?
Iron man should be played by a woman..
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
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