Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Because you shouldn't press your luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?

They're going to be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Bakon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eloste
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.

You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddie_the_shit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Pig iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LokiTheZorua
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes Ferrocious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitianoxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahad0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Iron man is female

Iron = Fe

Man = male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigecyclindamycin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man

Guess they'll need to cast someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fafnir_19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Very iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattatamj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buvet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, /r/Jokes/comments/jzi22z/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEdgeOfDawn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/menscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman

Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.

P.S : Sorry if I offended you

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Where do iron workers live?

Anvillie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximus_Prime250
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Iron man is getting married

His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My wife hates it when I iron her underpants

She always gets her knickers in a twist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spudgun81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!

Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarabharaKabab_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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iron told carbon a joke so funny...

that he decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tac_force_knife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.

It was a Stark realization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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FIVE had Iron deficiency.

So it became four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vEnoM_420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...

He replied, β€œthat’s why I have you listen to metal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18b36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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The curling iron...

was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I once fell into a vat of molten iron

I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTeas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the iron go to a therapist?

Cuz he had metal health problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?

Tony Starch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notatrowawy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?

Alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet

We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the materials being used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1zchL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Never iron your four leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flyman68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Your mother is iron man. How do I know?

She's a Fe male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosetwin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes ferrocious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitianoxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Iron man should be played by a woman..

Because she is a Fe Male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashh640
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?

A Ferrous Wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arihant1479
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?

Yes. It's a ferrous wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawrce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Iron man is technically a Fe-male
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandelionGaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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