A list of puns related to "Ge"
Green Day!
A ge-gnome.
Is that it starts with USA
Do oranges are named ora ges because oranges are orange or orange is named orange cuz oranges are orange?
http://imgur.com/a/u4tGe
He ordered a pot pie that had been advertised that the restaurant had been serving since 1976.
Every time someone asked him how it was ge would reply that it was great for having been in the fridge since the 70s.
Him: My test results came in. The tumors in my lungs and back haven't spread and have begun shrinking thanks to the treatment.
Me: That's wonderful!!!
Him: They're still there but at least they haven't increased by one and become tremors.
Me: Hm? I don't ge......oh goddammit.
My dad everyone. Even when battling cancer, there's still time to make a joke.
When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.
"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"
He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0
Me and my friends were talking about the amount of schoolwork I'll be involved next semester. One of the courses I am taking is a Spanish class to fulfill a GE so I can graduate next semester. My friend, who's fluent in Spanish, told me it'll be a piece of cake.
Me: Hey, if Spanish is easy for you, do you think you can write my essays for me? (jokingly)
Him: I'll consider it. Depends on how hard the course is and what books you have to read for the class.
Me: Well, for the final paper, do you think you can give me a C, ese?
Him: Yeah, that shou... wait...
He let out a horrible groan while the other immediately got up and left the room while groaning. I'm pretty sure I could've made it a little bit better, but I'm happy with that.
We were leaving the gastroenterologist (butt doctor) the other day and my dad said to me
Dad: "I am glad that we got there early. Did you see how backed up he was when we left?"
Me: "Ha! That was a good one!"
Dad: "I don't geโฆOh. Uggh"
My favourite dad joke my dad has told me to date.
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