Edison Puns

A list of puns related to "Edison"

What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?

I enjoyed being enlightened

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👤︎ u/billgluckman7
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did Tesla say when Edison said he could knit electricity?

Sew watt?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?

Because he was very bright

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👤︎ u/memesneverdie77
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026

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👤︎ u/ryonnsan
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Thomas Edison really lit up the scientific world
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👤︎ u/yaboi79
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What's your favorite song from Tesla/Edison!

Tesla/Edison is that a band? -Yeah AC/DC

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👤︎ u/ickyprocrastinator
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Thomas Edison was the type of guy who really knew how to light up a room.
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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...

Would it now be an Edison?

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👤︎ u/jdbsplashum
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Someone stole my Tesla...

Does that make it an Edison?

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👤︎ u/Passion8lyApathetic
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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What is a stolen Tesla car called

Edison

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👤︎ u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Do you know what they call a tesla if it gets stolen?

An electric boost!!

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👤︎ u/killerzees
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a stolen tesla?

A Thomas Edison

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👤︎ u/ThatWierdGinger
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I’m getting a deaf cat, need punny names

Title, thanks!

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👤︎ u/i-don-kno
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Yesterday i was driving the Tesla car i stole...

People won't stop telling me i'm actually driving an Edison

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👤︎ u/Squidboy2002
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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A son asks his dad..

Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?

Dad: Of course!

Son: Who invented the light bulb?

Dad: Thomas Edison.

Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?

Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!

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👤︎ u/Aweife
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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The history books got it wrong ... AGAIN

New evidence as been found that in addition to trying to sway public opinion against Tesla's advocacy of alternating current, Edison went so far as to try to criminalize A/C through the courts by claiming public endangerment.

Sounds like he was close to winning, but his own hubris did him in. He tried to assure his victory by attempting to bribe the circuit court judge.

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👤︎ u/Myntrith
📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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If I steal a Tesla...

... is it called an Edison?

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👤︎ u/show_me_the
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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just stole a tesla

now it’s called edison

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👤︎ u/ShogunMoe
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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If someone stole a Tesla...

Would it become an Edison?

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👤︎ u/MarcellusDrum
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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If a Tesla got stolen...

Would it then be called an Edison?

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👤︎ u/Gandalf_1440
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

an Edison

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👤︎ u/elishaahh
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

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👤︎ u/joblessidiot420
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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