I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
French fries aren’t cooked in France
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
You know where French fries are made?
Not in France.
But I heard they’re made in Greece.
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?
What do you cook fries with?
What do French fries do when they meet?
They Ketchup....
I wish I had some fries now
Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
What do you call a fish fry without fish?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
Why did the French fry say “ow”?
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.
Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
What do you call a spinning French fry?
My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.
I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I ordered two large fries
But instead they gave me a whole bunch of little ones. This is bullshit.
I had a plan to fry eggs for breakfast, but I dropped them
what do you call fries every day at the same time
What do Russians call a french fry?
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Where we french fries first cooked
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
The first French fries weren’t made in France
They where made in Greece
Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?
Because they were cooked in Greece
Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know that the first French Fries were not cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
French fries aren't cooked in France
They are cooked in Greece
Where was the first french fry made?
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
Where were French fries first cooked?
French fries
Did you know that french fries were not made in france.
They are actually made in greece.
The first French Fries weren't actually made in France
They were cooked in Greece.
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