I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries

She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.

So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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French fries aren’t cooked in France

They’re cooked in greece

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.

It was a poutine traffic stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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You know where French fries are made?

Not in France.

But I heard they’re made in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4keFr0mStatef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-guy-knows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you cook fries with?

Lots of de-grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Antihuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do French fries do when they meet?

They Ketchup.... I wish I had some fries now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedoctor710
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a fish fry without fish?

Deficient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?

Take away their brooms.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why did the French fry say β€œow”?

He stubbed his pota-toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KareemSaysHi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...

"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?

"It was a wok in the park."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragna_Blade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...

Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a spinning French fry?

A rotato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSimius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.

I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmcduff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?

I used a non-stick pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dead---inside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I ordered two large fries

But instead they gave me a whole bunch of little ones. This is bullshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I had a plan to fry eggs for breakfast, but I dropped them

So I had to scramble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/27Pianos
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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what do you call fries every day at the same time

a poutine routine!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do Russians call a french fry?

...

A spudnick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrambledeggsalad
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...

I say they were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rizjwiz1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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The first French fries weren't cooked in France

They were cooked in grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyproductions
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_is_Fontaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Where we french fries first cooked

In Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlyKnyfe12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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The first French fries weren’t made in France

They where made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThickCactus85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?

Because they were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torreador13
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?

They are made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosty_Noel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries were not cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesRFunny2Me
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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French fries aren't cooked in France

They are cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidmentat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Where was the first french fry made?

In Greece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidSecs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bkeets3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I ordered two large fries

and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Where were French fries first cooked?

In Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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French fries

Did you know that french fries were not made in france. They are actually made in greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0lahiir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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The first French Fries weren't actually made in France

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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