Why couldn't Flipper karate chop a fish in two?

Dull fin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My daughter asked me where the remote is.

I told her it’s in a remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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How did the dolphin win the pinball competition?

He had good flipper action

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Dad cracked this one while I was making eggs

I was flipping the eggs, and he came in, and in his most obnoxious voice said "you must be part dolphin, cause you're a good flipper"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooter2345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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