I was going to write a fishing pun, but couldn't find the right line... I asked a mate for help, but that turned into a debait... I tried casting my mind back to when I last heard a fishing pun, but that didn't reely work... If you're also hooked on puns and can help me out, I'd love to sea what fishing stories you can drag up!
A-fish-in-sea
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
Oh well!! I guess I have to find something else to use as bait now.
De’bait’!
or, alternate punchline:
Bating tactics!
He was totally out of line.
But no, Nyet.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
I just saw an ad for a dating app before Sam Smiths, I Want Something to Die for, song. Guess that’s the after effect for using dating apps, who knew
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
It didn't go too well as he kept on dropping the bass
Fishing saved me from becoming a pornstar, now I'm just a hooker
The wading is the hardest part.
But when he told me the fish were biting I said, “heck no!”
I told ‘em we should just skip it
He's really into podcasting!
‘Get whale soon’ cards.
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
One might say he is a master baiter.
So they get their parkas and snow boots, fishing rods and ice auger, and everything else they need, and go out to find a good spot.
Just as they start to drill a hole in the ice, they hear a great booming voice from above: "There are no fish here!"
"What was that?"
"It sounded like the voice of God!"
"Well let's try somewhere else."
They move away a bit, and settle down to try again. But before they can even start to drill, they hear it again:
"There are no fish here!"
So they pack up and move even farther down the ice. Surely this will be a good spot. But just as they pull out the auger, the voice booms out again:
"Listen you guys, I'm the manager of this ice rink, and I'm telling you there are no fish here!"
After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"
He never catches anything
Reel recognize reel.
Something catchy.
I told him,"It's actually pronounced"gnu."The "g" is silent!
Gone. Fission.
Turns out that math wasn’t the best topic for De bait
Live stream
He says fly fishing is great fun!
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
That's cause he's a row-man
it was the old bait and switch.
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
I tell them, "just for the halibut"
He was being a reel crank.
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
- I don't know, whats the catch?
He was a right angler.
Debate.
Something catchy
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