She just grunted. I think she regrets letting me name the twins.
Man: Do you do fishcakes?
Fishmonger: no, I'm afraid not, sorry.
Man: Ah, that's a shame - it's his birthday today
The fish got battered
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
He says to the bloke behind the counter,
“Do you do fishcakes?”
The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles.
“Yeah mate.”
Customer points to the cod under his arm.
“Better make him one then mate, it’s his birthday.”
She's still angry she let me name the kids
She is still mad about the names I gave our kids.
Just for the Halibut
We found love in a hopeless plaice.
Tartare, sauce.
I bit into a piece of Flake and told my dad he better run because there's a man eating shark in the loungeroom.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted
Me: “I knew it, there is no cod!”
Apparently someone got battered
She is still mad about the names I gave our kids.
Three fish got battered
