I just finished Grosse Pointe Blank and now I’m putting on Good Will Hunting.
I heard that the jalapeño finally finished school.
He is now known as Dr. Pepper
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
Waitress: "Are you finished sir?"
Dad: "No, I'm actually Norwegian. So close though, you're pretty good at that!"
Just finished resding a great book called "Arguement On The Narrow Boat"
my five year old just told me that he wasn't finished his yawn...
... i told him his yawn was expired.
(sadly, he didn't get it)
A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
My wife just finished her 40 week body building program.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
Just finished making my first bookcase
I’m very proud of myshelf
I’m drawing a picture of a zoo animal, but I’m not finished yet.
It’s just a rough giraffe.
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
Finally finished my book about clocks and what we use them for
How does every joke start after you've finished doing the dishes?
looks over both shoulders
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
The waiter approached me as I finished eating and asked, “you wanna box for those leftovers?”
I replied, “No, I hate violence. May I just pay for it with my card?”
Knot finished with this format yet
What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?
I finished writing my tortilla joke
I just finished grilling a steak.
It refuses to tell me who it’s working for.
I just finished watching a movie about graphs, but it was really disappointing.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
“Iraq”, I said. Then Iran.
God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
A gardener said, "I just finished producing some beets, who wants to check them out?"
The cabin replied, "I only play house music."
The windmill said, "not me, I'm a heavy metal fan."
The backhoe said, "I just dig rock."
The plastic baggie said, "I do, I'm a wrapper!"
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
I just finished a documentary about frogs
It was absolutely ribbiting
I'd just finished building a beautiful house of cards when my wife walked in and destroyed it
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
I just finished writing a book on penguins
Now that I think about it, it would’ve been easier if I just wrote in on paper
What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
I just finished the book, "How to Become Homeless"...
At the restaurant, my family was nearly finished eating and I still had half a plate of food left. The waitress asked, "Do you wanna box for that?"
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
Just finished reading a book about how to make clothes quickly...
Einstein finally finished his space theory
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
Me: Finished my workout, has 50 burpees
Dad: have your roommate pat you on the back to get rid of them
I just finished watching James Bond
I was shaken, but not stirred.
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
I just finished eating a clock...
It was rather time consuming.
I finished a puzzle all by myself. It only took me a few weeks
Even though the box said 4-5 years.
I just finished reading a book on the history of metal fasteners.
I have to say it was absolutely riveting.
A college kid finished up his spring semester and is going back home to see his parents.
Son: Hey Dad! It’s great to see you again, I like your new beard.
Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didn’t like it, but then it grew on me.
I finished my first year of university, but I gained 34 lbs...
First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.
Proud dad moment: After 5 months, I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle I was working on!
Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.
What did the Australian grandmaster say when he finished his meal?
I finally finished my book on herbs.
Some might say it’s about thyme.
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