It only took me six months to finish this jigsaw puzzle. I’m very proud of myself.
Quarantine has allowed me to finish 3 books.
It may not sound like much, but thats a lot of colouring.
I had to finish the last half of my golf match naked.
I was only dressed to the nines.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cake...
...because he was already stuffed!
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
Why did Times New Roman not finish his essay?
Sadly, Aquaman was never able to finish college.
All his grades were below C level.
They say nice guys finish last..
But somehow I always finish before my wife does
I never finish anything
I have a blackbelt in partial arts
I'm tired of waiting for my PA to finish my return
It's really taxing my nerves.
My realtor asked me how I felt about the defects in the finish trim in my new home.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
When I was a child, I couldn't finish a sentence...
Doctors diagnosed me with Clausetrophobia
Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?
He wouldn’t throw away his shot.
Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?
Because her grades were always under the C.
When you finish all the ranch on your salad, you’ve effectively undressed the salad.
I decided to read my dictionary in bed last night, but I didn't finish it.
When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
What do rappers say when they finish recording?
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
Can't even what..? Finish the sentence...!!
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.
I just can't figure it out.
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant
Finish college and forever a loan.
Two chiropractors are hurrying to finish lunch.
They had to get backs to work.
When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.
I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.
My wife told me I never finish my sentences...
...so I said that it's none of her
Imma let you finish this one
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
My twin brother called me from prison. He said “so you know how we always finish each other’s sentences”
Did you hear about the guy who doesn’t finish sentences?
My boss said I could finish work at half twelve today.
So I left at 6 and I've just been fired, there's no winning with that guy.
My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.
Stopped for some noodles and needed to finish some work. Was no disappointed.
My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked “really?”. To which he replied:
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner ?
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