What do felines use to represent them in court?
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What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
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My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
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What is a felines's favourite drug?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I'm feline punny today
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︎ Apr 14 2019
When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
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︎ May 24 2020
Why should you trust most felines?
Because only a few of them are cheetahs.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I recently staged an intervention for my religious feline addict.
Needless to say, he's not a Catholic anymore.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call a feline audio blog?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Which US state did running felines originate from?
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︎ May 31 2020
Heβs feline a lot more comfortable.
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︎ May 12 2018
Feline good!
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I have a pretty bad feline about this
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︎ Dec 19 2019
A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..
I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why do all felines have to go to the eye doctor?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Where do people go to find their feline of choice
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Feline fine [OC]
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︎ Jan 31 2019
I hope you're all feline great today.
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︎ May 27 2019
βͺI regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with. β¬ βͺ
But it turns out it wasnβt the catβs pyjamas
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Iβm feline strangely attracted.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
A collector of Feline pokΓ©mons was brought to the court..
He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.
After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...
...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
If felines and canines would ever take over and rule the world...
It would be reigning cats and dogs!
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Are you not feline well??
You better not be kitten, I'm calling the purrramedics!
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︎ Feb 27 2019
Why should you never make an award shaped like a feline rear end?
It's always a cat-as-trophe.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
When all the felines find out you have a garden.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Never wear feline prosthetic limbs that have been given a high military ranking...
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︎ Apr 11 2018
My cat just got diagnosed with feline aids
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︎ Feb 28 2019
Why did the nun love all her feline friends?
They were all practicing cat-licks
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︎ Oct 05 2018
Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?
It was a huge catastrophe.
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︎ Oct 08 2017
Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?
They call themselves the gang-lions.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
If I had to pay the bill for a feline disaster in space
That would be a cat-astro-fee.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Why doesn't the Feline Proctology Hospital give out awards?
They don't want to cause a catastrophe.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Roman priest addicted to keeping felines.
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︎ Feb 13 2017
What do you call a malicious program written by a feline?
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︎ Jan 29 2018
I have a friend who works at a feline rescue, heβs always tired.
Trying to get a cat back, itβs exhausting.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
What's the worst part about paying to send a feline into space?
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︎ Jul 22 2017
They stopped letting felines roam free in the meat market at the grocery store...
Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat
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︎ Jan 03 2017
Q. What does a ship do if it hits a giant feline?
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