C ya later Alligator

I just wanted to give myself props/receive props because the other day at work (parks & rec) this guy brought an alligator to show the kids. He walked over to me, I pet it & as he turned around, I said “See ya later Alligator” didn’t realize I was waiting my whole life for that moment. Then the guy said he has birds at home & that he was worried his cat would go after them, but it’s the other way around. Then my coworker goes “SOUNDS LIKE A…- SCAREDY CAT” & then this one person had their dog at the event who ate a caterpillar on the ground and event was interrupted by them & the owner got it out of their dogs mouth, the owner said “Sorry, he got a caterpillar” THEN the guy doing the event said “SOUNDS MORE LIKE A CANT-ERPILLAR TO ME”

Ahhh… was a good day.

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📅︎ Jun 16 2022
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Why are cats afraid of water?

Because they’re scaredy-cats! (My 5 yr old daughter made this joke up)

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📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What kind of pants does a ghost wear?

A pair a normal pants.

My nephew's answer:scaredy pants😂😂😂

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📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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