Shutup Puns

They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks “What’s your name?” “Shutup” “Excuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies “Out on the road scraping up Poop!”

They were walking across the road one day and Crap fell down, so Shutup went to get help. He comes across a policeman and he asks Shutup, "What's your name?"

He replies, "Shutup".

The policeman :"Hey, where are you manners?!"

Shutup says, "Outside on the road picking up crap"

Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?

Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny

Dad: You just don't have a sense of tumor do you?

Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.

"Well, I guess that makes us penn pals?" "omg shutup."

After seeing a Nissan in front of us.

Dad: Does Nissan make a vice a?

Me: What are you talking about?

Dad: You know, a Vicea and a Versa.

Me: Shutup Dad