I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!

It was a lambikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blood_Quake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Studying has driven me to unlock my full puntential v.redd.it/keun3ybkhg851
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Moth_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why is the world technology driven?

Because God wanted us to live in E-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/do_or_dyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I bought a car that can only be driven when the leaves are brown...

It's an autumn mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlakthusDisko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?

He was mining his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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It’s crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days...

One blink and they’ve gone pasteurise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I’ve always finished sex with a rainbow and, though it has driven away several partners...

I can’t cum plain.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What did the grape say when it was driven over by a car?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...

"Undeterred" / "Undie turd"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_noid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My 6 year old pulled this one on me. β€œWhat do fancy lamas get driven around in?”

Lamasines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjs77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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The other day my friend told me his wife has driven him to drink

He’s the lucky one, mine still makes me walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkibizness
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Dad driven crazy by daughter who doesn't know Guess Who is name of a band. youtube.com/watch?v=xmVls…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/splatco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...

It was a lamb bikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a car being driven by a sheep wearing a swim-suit?

A Lamb Bikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studentadvisor101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

It was a lamb bikini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep....

.. It was a lamb bikini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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