He must have always been speechless
Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.
must have been breathtaking
The no-belt prize.
If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
It was quite jarring.
I tossed in a stick of deodorant. That stuff goes in the arm pit.
Clay!
All the scientists are raven about it
You can spot them when they pass the bar.
They believe he was ferrero rocher.
It sucks.
It was great, she’s a keeper
...There's No Whey I'm missing that one.
The sixth player could not be reached for comment
Lab-rador.
Granted my son is known for corny (akadad) jokes but this one is a gem and I’m so proud I knew I had to share it here.
Two men were stranded in the desert for about a week with no food or water. They were getting pretty desperate.
One of the men saw a tree in the distance. It was simply covered in bacon. So much bacon that there were no leaves to be seen. More bacon than the two of them could eat in a week. They were saved!
After sharing his discovery with his companion; the man began to run towards the tree, the scent of bacon overwhelming his senses.
Right before he reached his goal he was surrounded by many men firing repeatedly at him. He was struck by several bullets from all directions.
Too late he realized it had not been a bacon tree that he had seen, instead it was a ham bush.
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
An egg-sighting discovery!
I'm going on a self discovery journey, trying to find my way and reason... Destination How-why.
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
Because he was kept under wraps...
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
I discovered the floor plans!
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
He said, “Your days are numbered!”
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
The Mike Rowe organism.
It was groundbreaking discovery for our family
Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.
Ah-haaaaaaaaaarrrrr
It will be called the boo-bee.
So we were watching the discovery channel and a short segment on whales comes on. During the ad break I yawn really loudly and explain that I'm just making whale noises. It's at this moment that my dad says "well you're doing very whale then!"
...
God dammit dad
It really was a ground breaking discovery.
I was talking to my friends about shark week and one of them said that he felt like this year wasn't that great to which I responded "I know. It really jumped the shark". Everyone stared at me for about 45 seconds of horrible judgmental silence until one of my friends just said "Goddammit".
A ground-breaking discovery
It's going to be a great voyage of elf-discovery.
What a revolutionary discovery!
Was ground breaking
