A man electrocuted his wife after discovering she had been cheating on him
I read about it in Current Affairs
What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
What does a blind girl having sex and people discovering the punchline to this joke have in common?
They won’t see it coming.
Since discovering r/dadjokes, I notice these everywhere now...
At my friend's dad's 50th birthday party at the local billiards place, a man walks up to him and proclaims, "if I had known this was a pool party, I'd have brought my floaty!"
I'm in a group text with my sister, brother, and dad. I think he just discovered puns.
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Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
Today I discovered my dear friend it's actually a female.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
My doctor has discovered that I'm allergic to rice.
What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?
Shit is about to go down.
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
Did you know that archeologists discovered ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?
Moth-Ra was their favorite.
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
I discovered what's wrong with my brain.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!
Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.
They are calling them meta-taters.
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
Archeologists recently discovered Cleopatra’s tampons.
They turned out to be real period pieces.
A play by Shaquille O’Neal helped physicists discover a new phenomenon
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs?
So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...
It must have been a megasaurus.
i have just been swooned by a man only to discover he’s a career criminal
i guess you could say i felon love
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
My girlfriend broke up with me after she discovered I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
A man entered his home and discovered that someone had stolen every single lamp present in the house.
He was absolutely delighted.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
On October 5, 1520, the British discovered counting by 5's.
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs...
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
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