I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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i have just been swooned by a man only to discover he’s a career criminal

i guess you could say i felon love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.

Sometimes he even laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.

If only they could see me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I'm not brave enough to discover new things in the real world, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead.

Sadly even that was to Edge-y for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefellow64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Two scientists discover Tungsten Dioxide.

One of them asks, "OWO, what's this?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Why did Newton only discover gravity under a tree?

Because the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I'm writing a musical about a redneck from Tulsa who discovers feminism for the first time.

I'm calling it Wokelahoma!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.

So I went Seoul searching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erratic_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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How did early people discover wool?

By shear coincidence

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Was putting out the trash only to discover someone has lost control. imgur.com/17sWnsi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unfrufru
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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When did Adam & Eve discover God didn't like gambling?

When he took away their pair a dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregoryTheBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Why didn't Einstein discover radium?

Because he wasn't CURIEOUS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What infection do you get when your friend discovers your reddit account?

Connorrhea. Fuck you, Connor. πŸ–•

Backstory: I received this message first thing in the morning in response to this post I made last week.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Dad discovers WhatsApp
  • Dad created group "Lonely faggot"
  • You were added
  • Now you're admin
  • Dad left group
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πŸ‘€︎ u/miraagex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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A Classics professor discovers he has ripped his pants and goes to a tailor to get them mended.

He begins to talk with the tailor, and it comes up that he's a Classics professor, that he has been teaching for a number of years, that he focuses primarily on the Greeks and their literature.

After a nice, long talk, the classics professor shows the pants to the tailor. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maliamer04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2015
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I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I went to my local tobacconist to discover that it has been replaced by a clothing store...

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.

If only they could see me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Double_D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets to invisibility.

If only they could see me now!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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