Cool pun
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A Very Cool Pun
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank
Captain: What The Hell!
Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Can you make a cool pun out of my name?
My name is ida and Iβm looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.
Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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what a COOL pun...
https://preview.redd.it/gqskt12ai9331.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=790d2ca690ba4a66f249fc2f762ed93aabc918f3
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I found this cool pun
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Cool pun
"It's 1Β°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
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︎ Nov 29 2017
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What can stab you and leave a cool refreshing feeling?
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︎ May 24 2021
Most pasta names are quite cool
But there are a fusilli exceptions
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︎ May 24 2021
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
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︎ May 20 2021
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool airβ¦
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︎ May 21 2021
My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do derpy cats drink to cool down?
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︎ May 19 2021
I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
That's cool!
Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Blending some fruit into a purΓ©e and said βcoolβ as I finished making it.
My wife: donβt you mean... coulis
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︎ Apr 24 2021
How do you keep a computer cool?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
There's way more cool stuff
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︎ Nov 03 2020
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I donβt like it.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Ants are cool
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︎ Aug 15 2020
You know what was really cool back in the day?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Because every seat has a fan in it.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'
Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I went iceskating before it was cool.
guess it was more like swimming.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought Iβd snare it with you guys
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why was the stadium so cool?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
How are u doing fellow cool kids
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why quantum computing is cool
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Just got back from Loweβs where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
Itβs real Cutting Hedge Technology.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because itβs sitting in the middle of the AC
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
You're cool
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︎ May 17 2020
What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
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︎ Aug 09 2020
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Why was the stadium so cool?
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