Cool pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yamishta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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A Very Cool Pun

Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Can you make a cool pun out of my name?

My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.

Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyhui
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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what a COOL pun...

https://preview.redd.it/gqskt12ai9331.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=790d2ca690ba4a66f249fc2f762ed93aabc918f3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headintheskye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I found this cool pun
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Cool pun

"It's 1Β°C, very cold in here."

"It's cool; Just chill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What can stab you and leave a cool refreshing feeling?

Spearmint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Most pasta names are quite cool

But there are a fusilli exceptions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donttakethechip
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?

Hip Hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...

"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What do derpy cats drink to cool down?

Mlemonade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CardamomSparrow
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.

He seams legit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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That's cool!

Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jose-figueroa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"

Nah. She made the decision on her own.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Blending some fruit into a purΓ©e and said β€œcool” as I finished making it.

My wife: don’t you mean... coulis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hueleroo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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How do you keep a computer cool?

Use Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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There's way more cool stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?

Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanSpliff47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Ants are cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolpopicl-5000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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You know what was really cool back in the day?

The EARTH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aditya_Singh-_-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why are football stadiums so cool?

Because every seat has a fan in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?

Wing ma'am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'

Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I went iceskating before it was cool.

guess it was more like swimming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My dad just told be a cool joke about drums

I thought I’d snare it with you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeeeeeeeeev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindomontoya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How are u doing fellow cool kids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why quantum computing is cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.

Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.

It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why is the letter B so cool?

Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoCate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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You're cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?

The temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?

They have a Cold War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Joe69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?

A jah-koozie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

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