Cockpit Puns

A list of puns related to "Cockpit"

What do you call a tiny pie in a cockpit?

A pie-let.

My 10yo son hit me with this one this morning (because it's pi-day). I'm so proud.

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👤︎ u/Joeythesaint
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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Who called it Vagina and not Cockpit?
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👤︎ u/TheSanePanda
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.

It was an....unmanned aircraft.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 23 2021
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Who called it Vagina and not "Cockpit"?
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👤︎ u/Natsu203
📅︎ May 10 2020
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